imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
I forgot to say but I made it to the 7 month free from self harm milestone, I had some really bad days and I did at one point bang my fist against a wall a few times. Not enough to actually damage it just ache a little but I’m still wondering if that counts and I did fail?
I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it